Top 10 Signs You Went To A Really Bad Plastic Surgeon

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Monday, 25 November 2013

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Please don't go to a cut-rate plastic surgeon. Here are ten indications that he's messed up again:

1. After lying in the sun at the beach, your forehead looks like a Klingon!

2. You're a TV Weatherman and during a big wind you didn't predict, you're desperately trying to 'save face'.

3. "It's Pruneface! I remember you from the old Dick Tracy comics!"

4. When hit by a bully, not only does your toupee fly off, your face is now on the top of your head.

5. Surgeon was drunk and you now have a face on both butt cheeks!

6. Your wife has lost her eyebrows but now has a new mustache.

7. You're a salesman and your face lift has left your eyes very close together!

8. Every time you go outside you set all the neighborhood dogs to barking.

9. "Hey Igor! How did you get rid of the hump?"

10. People are always mistaking you for Nancy Pelosi and yo're a male.

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