The following is a list of what has been voted as the worst stores in the Mall and will probably close right after the Holidays:
1. Burke & Hare's Used Jewelry & Gold Tooth Store
2. Old Navy Beans
3. Things Remembered But Best Forgotten
4. Ferrets R Us
5. Victoria's Succretes
6. Shoes That Stretch
7. Just The Thong
8. Ye Olde Lice Cream Shop
9. Native American Eagle Outfitters
10. Dead Lobster
11. Radio Slacks
12. My Little Dust Bunny
13. Mallards
14. Hardy Wood Nails
15. The Crap!
16. Foot Lockers Chinese Binding Specials
17. Bloat Us Express
18. Neighburgers
19. The Liquor Borne
20. Seer's
21. Lyin's Bryant's Super Sizes!
22. The Bomb! (Usually Staffed By Middle Eastern Men)
