In the end it's not your life that counts. It's the file in your ears.
- A. Bramm Linkend
Heirs used to inaccurate da-da's are munchless, then used to no da-da at all.
- Barles H. Cabbage
If I decide that you're an idiot I'll be hitting you with my accordion.
- Yo-Han "Say Bass-chin" Bock
We are shaved by our thoughts. We come. We think. Never mind, whisper. Joey follows a shadow in the leaves.
- Boo Duh
You are too old to set goals. Stop dreaming.
- L.S. Doofus
Humility is not thinking. Think for yourself. You are less. I think.
- L.S. Doofus
Wahhhhhh. Wah wahhh
- Kelly Hellener
Go to hell. The company is not heaven. This climate sucks.
- Mark Train
Go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you, but I was here first.
- Mark Train
Faith is faking a step. If they don't see you hide under the stair case.
-Luther King Martian, Sr.
Every man must walk in. The light of autism is the darkness of destruction and selfishness.
- Luther King Martian, Sr.
The only difference between the saint and the sinner is past. The saint and sinner are the future.
- Oz "Car" Wild
Love at home is much ado. Put in that love action!
- Mother Tressa
Be fatal in all things because in there, your strength lies.
- Mother Tressa
No Freeman! The bar, use the arms!
- Tom Ass Jabberson
Bill, right! What the people are titled is against government. Just government should refuse rest. Just an inference.
- Tom Ass Jabberson
God has given up on your face and you make out with another.
- Willham Shakesbeer
Tooth time selfie? True! Follow the night. The day can't be floss to a man.
- Willham Shakesbeer
What's in a mane? A rose in any mane would smell like feet.
- Willham Shakesbeer
Have a heart that ever hardens, and a temper! That never tires, and ouch that hurts!
- Darla Chickens
A wasted day is not wasted.
- Darla Chickens