Faymiss Screwd Up Kwotes In Histree

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

In the end it's not your life that counts. It's the file in your ears.

- A. Bramm Linkend

Heirs used to inaccurate da-da's are munchless, then used to no da-da at all.

- Barles H. Cabbage

If I decide that you're an idiot I'll be hitting you with my accordion.

- Yo-Han "Say Bass-chin" Bock

We are shaved by our thoughts. We come. We think. Never mind, whisper. Joey follows a shadow in the leaves.

- Boo Duh

You are too old to set goals. Stop dreaming.

- L.S. Doofus

Humility is not thinking. Think for yourself. You are less. I think.

- L.S. Doofus

Wahhhhhh. Wah wahhh

- Kelly Hellener

Go to hell. The company is not heaven. This climate sucks.

- Mark Train

Go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you, but I was here first.

- Mark Train

Faith is faking a step. If they don't see you hide under the stair case.

-Luther King Martian, Sr.

Every man must walk in. The light of autism is the darkness of destruction and selfishness.

- Luther King Martian, Sr.

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is past. The saint and sinner are the future.

- Oz "Car" Wild

Love at home is much ado. Put in that love action!

- Mother Tressa

Be fatal in all things because in there, your strength lies.

- Mother Tressa

No Freeman! The bar, use the arms!

- Tom Ass Jabberson

Bill, right! What the people are titled is against government. Just government should refuse rest. Just an inference.

- Tom Ass Jabberson

God has given up on your face and you make out with another.

- Willham Shakesbeer

Tooth time selfie? True! Follow the night. The day can't be floss to a man.

- Willham Shakesbeer

What's in a mane? A rose in any mane would smell like feet.

- Willham Shakesbeer

Have a heart that ever hardens, and a temper! That never tires, and ouch that hurts!

- Darla Chickens

A wasted day is not wasted.

- Darla Chickens

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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