Top Ten Mafia Secret terms To "Knock Him Off!"

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Thursday, 24 October 2013

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Here are the most overheard terms of late for knocking off someone according to over 10,000 FBI secret tapes, once they removed one that turned out to be a new flavor from Ben & Jerry's.

10. Changed His Name to Kennedy.

9. Won't be able to sign up for Obamacare.

8. Playing Harp with Lennon and Harrison.

7. Widow to save money on crematorium bill.

6. Will Vote democrat By Proxy.

5. Sent to get the full story from Bin Laden

4. Getting Down and Dirty

3. Swimming near the Fukushima meltdown.

2. Donating All His Organs

1. Water boarded By Aquaman

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