Nasal Warfare. Not to be Sneezed At.

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Sunday, 20 October 2013

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Magazine "Hollywood Insiders" says the NOSE will be the media focus of body attention in the next decade. This is to prepare everybody for the planned lethal virus that will be spread by the sneeze. Nose awareness will ensure the disaster will not be too unexpected.

'Depopulation' so-called (or mass-extermination for the non-poetic among you) is the call.

The ground has already been laid by the Batman and Harry Potter movies where the nose is the main event. And soon the Masons will be releasing postage stamps showing the noseless Voldemort in all his noseless glory. Ms. Rowling has stated that she does not remember where she "got the idea of Voldemort having no nose.... it is soooo... soooo all a bit vague. I really don't know where the ideas come from.", she says.

The current hyper-political focus on chemical weapons in the East is already playing a prominent role in preparing the public for the latest method of getting rid of millions of people without the drama of a world war. The CIA are busy preparing to "cull" large sections of the world's population with Syria or some other Arab state taking the rap resulting in further mass exterminations in those countries in a nuclear retaliation paving the wave for wholesale acquisition of Arabian oil by the US and Europe while 'depopulating' the planet even further.

"Natural selection is the way of life" as Henry Kissinger has stated. Meaning by 'natural' whatever the US declares 'natural' to be.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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