A man with the world’s longest nostril hairs has been recruited by MI5 as a double secret spy, since every one of the hairs poking from his nose can pick up secret communications from around the world … and beyond! With a slight tweak of certain h…
There was an outbreak of hilarity tinged, however, with a certain amount of disgust, when a man in a pub revealed to his mates how he'd observed a woman on a bus pick a big, long, green bogey from her nose, and then wipe her finger on the seat. My…
A man who had overcome a persistent winter cold, and had just about got back to full health, told colleagues this week, about how he had tried to remove a bogey from his nose, but couldn't, because the bloody thing was nestled "just too far around th...
The Met Office has confirmed that pollen levels are currently the highest since records began. Recommending a state of emergency, they revealed that in some low lying areas people are struggling to get outdoors through a viscous fog of pollen and...
A teacher at a school in Battambang recoiled in horror this afternoon, when a boy in his classroom picked a huge bogey from his nose, and ate it! There's really not much more to it than that, but, if you force me to expand on it, I will. The bo...
Have you ever had a nosebleed that, no matter what arresting action you took, the darned thing just would not seem to stop bleeding? Well, that was exactly the situation being faced by one Los Angeles woman called Janet Farmer this week after she...
A virtually unknown man from the North was unveiled last night as Britain's Eurovision contestant. "His musical talent is not necessarily of the highest standard," said a BBC TV spokesman, "but he is likely to win viewers over by his unique style...
According to a survey conducted at a college in Cupertino, CA, obsessive nose rubbing may actually be bad for your social life. While there are no definite root causes for such an odd habit, college students like Matthew E. explain that "It's hila...
Magazine "Hollywood Insiders" says the NOSE will be the media focus of body attention in the next decade. This is to prepare everybody for the planned lethal virus that will be spread by the sneeze. Nose awareness will ensure the disaster will not be too unexpected. 'Depopulation' so-called (or mass-extermination for the non-poetic among you) is the call. The ground has already been laid by...
"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...
A study of skulls across the past twenty-thousand years since modern humans emerged from Africa has revealed that human nosed and ears are getting bigger. "For most of human history," said Cambridge University evolutionary biologist, Eva Luton, "n...
Zara Phillips has asked her mother, Princess Anne to stop talking about Mike's nose. Apparently Zara likes it just the way it is. It has been hinted by some Royals that Mike should have his nose 'corrected' surgically, before the upcoming nuptua...
Musician Barry Manilow, famous for such hits as 'Copacabana' and other stuff, was being held responsible for causing huge tailbacks in downtown Brooklyn yesterday. The star, who was appearing in Las Vegas at the time, was being honoured by his hom...
LA, CA-- Heidi Montag, "reality" TV star and plastic surgery addict got quite a shock at breakfast this morning when her nose fell off in her bowl of Cornflakes! The horrified starlet, who was by now wide awake, dug her nose out of her breakfast,...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--A gun rights activist who thinks anyone who favors gun control of any type is a "socialist elitist who hates America" accidentally shot off his nose yesterday while at a rally here celebrating the second part of the Second Amendment...
Lin Ping, the baby panda cub born and housed in Chiang Mai Zoo, Thailand in May 2009, has stunned audiences here with her most daring escapade yet - she picked her nose, and ate it! Ping, 1, performed the cavalier act whilst being filmed for her o...
Among the most prolific nose pickers are Prince of Wales who is frequently found digging for gold when watching "EastEnders" Adrienne Chiles whilst at a traffic lights. Nigeria Lawson and Sofia Dhal as they prepare there fairy cakes. Neil Armstrong had a session before taking a giant step for Man. This is why the myth about not landing on the moon, he was observed by all at NASSA. Al...
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