Ben Affleck on parenting

Funny story written by armfeetandtoe

Sunday, 16 June 2013

Ben Affleck made the following statement today. Clever how he can do that.

Raising kids is the greatest thing I could do,…….. if I could find the little sods. You haven't seem them have you? They are quite small and speak a strange language that I find hard to understand. By the way, what is that stuff that leaks out of them? The smell! what the hell do they eat!?

I think Jennifer saw one on Wednesday but that was Danny Devito sitting at the kitchen table eating iced cookies, anyone can make a mistake can they not? Someone told me the best time to search for them is during the night, apparently they sleep. Well, I looked all over the film set and found nothing, they must hide themselves in case of predators.

Yes, parenthood is a great and wonderful thing, cant wait to start using them skills.

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