Written by radiogagger

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012
Yorkshire puddings. Available from Yorkshire.

England and Manchester City midfielder James Milner, 26, says his Yorkshire grit fuels his determination to succeed.
(Daily Mail)
Yorkshire grit, tea-bags and yorkshire puddings.

Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has banned his players from watching videos of World Cup qualifier opponents England's 5-0 win over Moldova - in case they are intimidated.
(Daily Mirror)
If they go on the pitch thinking they're already beat, Ukraine could become Uk-slain.

Aston Villa centre-back Ciaran Clark, 22, says he cannot understand Giovanni Trapattoni's decision to leave him out of the Republic of Ireland squad.
He doesn't speak Italian.

Tottenham midfielder Jermaine Jenas, 29, looks set to join Leeds on loan, after being told he is not in manager Andre Villas-Boas' plans at Spurs.
I recommend he tries the grit, tea-bags and puddings.

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