Football Gossip & comments 15th July 2012

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Monday, 16 July 2012

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Don't forget the pocket money

Arsenal's new signing Lukas Podolski has urged striker Robin van Persie to stay at the club after the Dutchman said he will not be signing a new Gunners contract.
"Please don't go, please don't go, Rob I love you so, and I want you know" ...

Kilmarnock manager Kenny Shiel has had to give up on re-signing his midfielder son, Dean, saying he does not have the money to bring in any additional players.
What about all the back-date pocket money, doesn't that count for anything?

Scottish Football League clubs have voted that Rangers Newco should start next season in Division Three at the bottom rung of the SFL ladder.
Rangers fans are now eagerly looking at their fixture list to see the dates for their New Firm Derby Dates with Clyde and Queens Park...

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