What's In A Name?

Written by radiogagger

Sunday, 1 July 2012

Do people called Bud drink too much?

Do people called Chip eat too much?

Do people called Barack shout too much?

Are people called Hilary hilarious?

Do people called Hugo like to be the boss?
Is the king of Venezeula Hugo Chavas the king of the chavs?
Or is his nickname Hugo Boss?

Why are there not more footballers called Larry? Or Cuthbert? Or Geraldine?

Why are easyjet staff always called Georgie, Sam and Brian?

If Jeremy Clarkson's was Icelandic would his dad be Mr Clark?

What happens to names of companies and products that get changed, like Marathon and Jif?

Is the fee for a prostitute/escort called Fiona, A Hundred?
(Fee Oner)

Is Charlotte in the car a lot?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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