Some Questions about Dating

Written by radiogagger

Sunday, 1 July 2012

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Plenty of fish?

If you get married on Valentine Day is there any excuse for forgetting your anniversary?

If you get married on Valentines Day do you save money in the long run on cards and flowers?

I have a friend who uses a Dating website called - If you don't like them do you throw them back in?

When you sign upto to do they provide you with a free wet suit, or a fishing rod/net?

Is there something fishy about

Is there something hot about

Do people join looking for a hot date?

Or just looking for a spark?

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