Elite Times Coming

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 16 June 2012

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Money created from nothing rules the world thanks to stupid serfs

Election Update Our money is working in America. The serfs are responding to our propaganda, actually believing that they voted for someone who "loves to fire people" at a time when almost all of them are underemployed, unemployed, or starving.

Soft-kill pogrom Aspartame continues to blind, kill, and fatten the stupidest of the serfs while radiation from our Fukushima operation is working wonders, killing tens of thousands.

Banks Rule The serfs have not figured out where money comes from. They still don't realize that it is impossible to pay off the national debt without sucking all the money out of the economy. This gives us excellent prospects to own every country using the money we create from nothing to buy each of them in turn.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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