The List of Ten Little Known Facts About Taylor Swift

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 10 May 2012

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Taylor's written every one of her songs on this guitar except for "Teardrops On My Guitar." (Photo by Dolly Parton).

The 22-year-old country singer Taylor Alison Swift was born in Reading, Pennsylvania and oddly enough she has said that in school her favorite subject was reading.

Over the years there has been widespread speculation as to who Taylor Swift was named after. Some news publications and agencies have stated that she was named after Elizabeth Taylor.

Others have said that she was named after comedian Rip Taylor, President Zachary Taylor, and even New York Giants football legend Lawrence Taylor.

But her mom, Andrea has said that her daughter was named after "Fire And Rain" singer James Taylor.

Taylor Swift has the distinction of having both her bobblehead doll and her action figure doll sell more individual units than any other country music artist in history including George Strait, Willie Nelson, Loretta Lynn, Hank Williams Jr., and Little Jimmy Dickens.


  1. Taylor wrote her very first song at the young age of two. It was called "Mommy, Have You Seen My Tickle Me Elmo Doll?"
  2. While in the sixth grade, she once ate five Big Macs back to back on a dare.
  3. At the age of 11, she placed second in a Queen of The Karaoke Contest in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania
  4. Most every one of her songs have been about relationships with her ex-boyfriends except for the song "Daydreaming About Ryan Seacrest" which was about Ryan Seacrest.
  5. Taylor's favorite number is 479.
  6. She has three guppies that she named Moe, Larry, and Curly after three of her high school teachers.
  7. The country songstress is a 2 percent owner of the NBA Memphis Grizzlies.
  8. Taylor is a huge Beatles fan and knows the words to every song they ever recorded and can actually sing about 30 of them in Yiddish.
  9. She has a tiny freckle on her left ankle that amazingly resembles Kanye "The Pest" West.
  10. Her mom has stated that Taylor has a baseball card collection with over 16,000 cards including three Hank Aaron rookie cards.

NOTE: Taylor is currently in negotiations to star in the Pipe Dream Films production of Oklahoma Cutie - The Carrie Underwood Story.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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