Saturday, 14 January 2012

image for My Top 10 Reasons for Drinking Too Much
11. You look better blurry.

10. According to my horoscope, that's what I was supposed to do.

9. My dad drank too much.

8. My girlfriend drinks too much.

7. Being sober around drunk people sucks.

6. Dry heaves are almost as good as crunches - and that's on top of my smoker's cough!

5. Artists, musicians and writers always drink too much - that's just the way it is.

4. I'm tired of feeling left out.

3. I'm not having any fun either.

2. I do whatever the hell I want to do. If you don't like it, maybe we should move on.

1. This list is total bullshit- I don't drink too much!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more