MPs - What the Letters represent

Funny story written by Inchcock

Thursday, 14 July 2011

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Area ruled by the nihilistic MP's of the UK

We spoke with the author of this list, Inchcock Chambers, who only had time to tell us that he'd 'Tried to use only old/rare words for the letter definitions, and keep them applicable to MPs - he had to go home them, because they lock the cemetery gates early on a Thursday.

M Mancation: (Maiming, Mutilating of hopes)
E Exsibilation: (Collective hisses of disaproval
M Modernicide: Killer of modern people
B Blandiloquent: Speaks in an ingratiating manner
E Egregious: Flagrant or notably bad
R Rectalgia: A pain in the ass
S Snickersnee - To stab or cut

O Orgiophants: Those who preside over orgies
F Felicific - Intentions which leads to happiness to oneself

P Peter's Pence: Term coined in England to warrant taxation of every household
A Autohagiographer: One who writes in a smug fashion about themselves
R Roblets: People who lead others astray
L Labascaters: Those who begin to fall or slide
I Inaniloquent: Speak of foolish silly things
A Androcracy: Male dominated government
M Mingenter (adj): Discharger of urine
E Eccedentesiasts: People who fakes smiles
N Oncethmus: Braying, worse than any given off by any beast
T Teterrimous: Most foul

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