I Admire this UK Coalition Government

Funny story written by Inchcock

Saturday, 9 July 2011

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'The rich smarmy grin, says it all!'

Our decrepit reporter and crap ode writer, Inchcock, this week presents his pathetic attempt at collating his thoughts on the Coalition Government in rhyme.

For their intentions, wishes, and desires, although they're not always benign,
You cannot blame them; superiority is embedded in their bloodline,
Their dishonest antics, leaves a bitter taste in the mouth, like quinine,
Their preeminent desire and skills that keep my financial position on the decline,
The way they lie, cheat, mislead, and take bribes as if by design,
They do not just cut everything you know, look at the unemployment line,
'We're in this together' they say, whilst sipping the burgundy wine,
Such good liars, their true intentions are really hard to actually define,
They do what they do, for nepotism, profit, and to get a newspaper headline,
They spend more on breakfast, than I get a week, but that's just fine,
After all, they are from a wealthy, nihilistic, and superior lifeline,
They enjoy champagne, port, and the like, not having to consume moonshine,
Not their fault they do not work as security guards or on the assembly line,
Misinformation, expense fiddling, and increasing their own pensions is their line,
They are after all, just a selection of spoilt rich parents' kids, not Albert Einstein,
Who exist in their own rich world, superior, snotty, and on cloud nine,
They will not change at all, although if they did it would be divine,
It's the voters who put them there, so are they silly and bovine?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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