Song: "Boredom"

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Wednesday, 8 June 2011

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Another one of my ambiguous rhyming prose thingys! You know how artists try to perceive life as someone else? Well this is me trying to do that. No need to panic, or call a psychiatrist.

But for God's sake don't tell my mother. She's a fiscal and social conservative.

"Boredom"

Got some ropes,
Got some ropes,
Empty ropes.
Empty mind.
With nothing to hide.
Bored outta my mind,
Playing GTA all night,
It makes me wanna...

Kill my boredom,
Killing people,
It's so easy on the screen,
It's like that on the streets,
All while listening to cool beats (cool beats)

The sky is gray,
Needs some colour today,
Shades of red,
Shades of deaths,
I got two knives,
Ready for some fights,
It's a nice night,

Kill my boredom,
Killing people,
It's so easy on the screen,
It's like that on the streets,
All while listening to cool beats (cool beats)

I got some kill streaks,
I ain't so meek,
Four, six, seven,
All straight to heaven,
I hope to get eleven,

Kill my boredom,
Killing people,
It's so easy on the screen,
It's like that on the streets,
All while listening to cool beats (cool beats)

Flashes of blue,
Police too,
I'll get double points,
Hear them oink,
OINK OINK!

Kill my boredom,
Killing people,
It's so easy on the screen,
It's like that on the streets,
All while listening to cool beats (cool beats)

Its not difficult,
Its ultra-violent jokes,
My friends shine in the dark,
This dog's bites are worse than the barks,
My mates come crashing down,
Helping me hear that special sound,
Where I...

Kill my boredom,
Killing people,
It's so easy on the screen,
It's like that on the streets,
All while listening to cool beats (cool beats)

I think I've finished off,
I got bored and stopped,
The blades in my hands,
Are what I don't understand,

It's all a phase in the existence,
Vast and vague,
The knives are out,
The gloves are in,
I've learnt my lessons,
But I ain't collecting petals,
Oh no!
I got a gun.
Now it's time for fun.

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