Song: "@TheMedia"

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Thursday, 19 May 2011

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Another song, Mr/Ms reader. How about a rant? Everyone does a rant-y song.

"@TheMedia"

FUCK!
Nothing makes sense,
Ain't gonna think about it,
All these events,
Are reported so wierdly,
it just confuses me,

Builds things up,
Break them down,
Fooling the uneducated,
Twisting those who aren't,
The news is what you make it,
You make it wrong,

Blood-thirsty,
Libelous,
Mosquitoes' best friends,
Editor's godsend,
A politician's end,

Builds things up,
Break them down,
Fooling the uneducated,
Twisting those who aren't,
The news is what you make it,
You make it wrong,

All the small things,
Makes your registers ring,
I don't care about Gaga's toilet shits,
Want to know about that tiny Libya bit,
You move onto the next,
Without a thought for that you've left,

Builds things up,
Break them down,
Fooling the uneducated,
Twisting those who aren't,
The news is what you make it,
You make it wrong,

Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.
I don't want your lies,
Ambiguity is your motto,
Fleet Street your grotto,
Bunch of pansy-ass jerks,
Proof-reading untruths with smirks,

Builds things up,
Break them down,
Fooling the uneducated,
Twisting those who aren't,
The news is what you make it,
You make it wrong,


Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

Just...
Shut it.
Now.

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