I like writing songs. So what? Sue me Universal Music.
"Snooooozzzze"
I wish you had a volume button,
I'd like to turn you down,
Before you turn me off,
You snooze, you lose,
You snore, I lose,
Out
On my sleeeeep
Shut up!
Shut up shut up!
Your nose is a lawnmower's motor,
Shut up!
Shutupshutup!
Please stop snoring,
It's really annoying.
What the hell is up with you?
I'm fifteen metres away,
In the other roooom.
For that noise,
I'd get people to pay,
But for now,
Please...
Shut up!
Shut up shut up!
Your nose is a lawnmower's motor,
Shut up!
Shutupshutup!
Please stop snoring,
It's really annoying.
I want to suffocate you in your sleep,
I want to make you see,
What you're doing to me,
Go to sleep quietly,
STOP.
SNOORRRINNNNGGGG!
IT'S REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!
That's it, my friend,
I'm to drive this blade straight through your heart,
I'll drag your body to the car,
As blood races down my arm,
I think everyone will wonder where you are tonight.
When I get to sleep,
I'll be dreaming about you,
In a pool of your own blood,
With your eyes gouged out
By the work of my thumbs,
The scent of your insides
From under the floorboards,
The perfect perfume
For settling a score!
So please do the world a favour and...
Shut up!
Shut up shut up!
Your nose is a lawnmower's motor,
Shut up!
Shutupshutup!
Please stop snoring,
It's really annoying.
