Song: "No, I'm Not Sorry"

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Friday, 3 June 2011

I feel narcissistic today. That's why this song isn't about me. It's about me not apologising, because I'm so awesome. Bow down to my awesome song/poem/ambiguous rhyming prose.

"No, I'm Not Sorry"

I think that you are sad,
I know you make me bad,
But you don't tell (can't, won't) the truth,
Ain't a man, but all I'd say
Is damn..

I'd love to take back my words,
Was an accident that never occurred!
But, no, I'm not sorry,
I ain't sorry,
Sorry,
Sorry!

I want a kilogram of cash,
But y'know, my ideas are often rash,
My decisions didn't flow
And it kinda (sorta did)
went off the tracks,


I'd love to take back my words,
Was an accident that never occurred!
But, no, I'm not sorry,
I ain't sorry,
Sorry,
Sorry!

This is the bit where I talk about your heart,
And how it all fell apart,
Heart's don't do that!
That's really stupid!
I think you'd need to pray to cupid!


I'd love to take back my words,
Was an accident that never occurred!
But, no, I'm not sorry,
I ain't sorry,
Sorry,
Sorry!

Just, stop,
Drop it all,
Forget my name,
I'd forget yours,
We'll walk away!

Like in different directions,
We've never had a connection.
All because I'd...
I'd...

I'd love to take back my words,
Was an accident that never occured!
But, no, I'm not sorry,
I ain't sorry,
Sorry,
Sorry!

I'm never one to apologise, (Not sorry)
It's the best one idea, (ain't sorry)
I'd ever had! (no, I'm not)
All egos put away,
What would you say?
I think,

I'd love to take back my words,
Was an accident that never occurred!
But, no, I'm not sorry,
I ain't sorry,
Sorry,
Sorry!

Nope. Not sorry at all.
No remorse.
Here's the last chord.

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