Song: "Mirror, Mirror"

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Friday, 6 May 2011

I like songs. I like writing songs even more. Okay, this is a poem-y thing, but it's... look, just read. I'm sure you can make up a tune in your head.

"Mirror, Mirror"

I'm a wreck,
And insecurity,
Hell, I've a vanity lift!
Say that I'm amazing,
Am I really worth for mating?
'Cause I can always stare into the...

Mirror (mirror)!
How amazing cool is my image?
I'm not an iconoclast,
If I want to last!
Am I really pretty?
Am I worth this ditty?
People are surprised at my figure,

My words aren't lies,
They're well spoken stories,
Please believe me,
You know you can't resist me,
Neither can my...

Mirror (mirror)!
How amazing cool is my image?
I'm not an iconoclast,
If I want to last!
Am I really pretty?
Am I worth this ditty?
People are surprised at my figure,

My superiority complex allows,
Me to break your vows!
I can leave you in a twitch,
I'm what no-one can miss,
I love love,
But love me more,

Mirror (mirror)!
How amazing cool is my image?
I'm not an iconoclast,
If I want to last!
Am I really pretty?
Am I worth this ditty?
People are surprised at my figure,

My Facebook takes certain liberties...
I got your drunken photo on my blog,
There's no escape,
Sent to every man and his dog,
I'm so amazing,
It's okay to be crazy,
Ask my...

Mirror (mirror)!
How amazing cool is my image?
I'm not an iconoclast,
If I want to last!
Am I really pretty?
Am I worth this ditty?
People are surprised at my figure,


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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