Confessions of Spoof Writer Lady Godiva-including her aversion to the word 'tits' but not to the word penis.

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Sunday, 15 May 2011

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Spoof Writer Lady Godiva recently confessed that she has an absolute dislike for the word 'tits'. She can say, arse, fart, penis and other stuff but hates saying 'tits'.

This came to her notice (she hadn't thought about it before) when she accepted the role of 'Mavis', the lead in a local amateur production of the stage play, "Steppin' Out".

Lady G. worked hard to teach the non-tap dancing cast, to dance and she choreographed the show alone without batting an eyelid, but when it came to the part in the play every night....she had to take a very deep breath before saying the line,

"Now remember three things ladies: teeth, tits and taps. Well only two in your case David".

She relaxed after this line was 'out' and none of her fellow actors ever knew her secret.

More confessions as they come in.

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