Rooney denies he is working as a pimp for EPL players

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Pimp or not? You make up your own mind.

Rooney is 'fit to be tied' since he heard that a rumour was going arouind that he is 'pimp' for EPL players.

"OK Arv go' a little black book like - but wo'ever. Arm no freakin' pimp. A pimp does it for cash righ'? Well alls Arv done is pass a coupla names on to me mates like a good scouser would like.

No' a penny 'as changed 'ands so 'ow can A be called a 'pimp?

Arm tellin' me mam and she'll 'andle it.

I didn't ge' to where A am today wivout me good ol' mam behind me.

She go' me into the game an' she can sor' those people ou'. Those spreadin' rumours about me like. She's dead 'ard me mam.

She even 'as some of those managers and coaches shakin' in their hand made shoes."

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