The Truth Behind Blackpool's Row Between DJ Campbell and Charlie Adam

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Reporters tried to get an interview with Ian Holloway but he was tight-lipped at first and didn't really went to say too much when he was asked about the row between DJ Campbell and Charlie Adam. But when pressed by the press he admitted that it was all a big royal misunderstanding.

He said that Campbell is a die-hard fan of the royal family and has been ever since he was a young boy of ten. It seems he became very upset at Charlie Adam when Charlie said that he hated anything to do with the Buck House residents.

Adam went on to say that he has never been one to stand for crowns, castles, and cor blimey stuffiness. He then said that Kate Middleton is a gold digger who will soon take William for every quid the lads got.

He also said that he does not see what the fuss about her sister Pippa is all about. She isn't all that. She can't cook. She can't sew. She can't even sing a simple song by Girls Aloud for goodness sake.

Holloway says that he hopes to have the matter resolved by the next game. If not, perhaps the game after that, or maybe the game after that.

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