Gillian Duffy to front Panorama style current affairs show

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Tuesday, 19 April 2011

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Gilian Duffy, the bigoted old woman who sent Tony Benn to sleep, put the final nail in the coffin that was Gordon Brown's political career, and carried out a half-arsed ambush of the Deputy PM, is now getting her own show on Channel 5.

"Gillian Duffy Gets In Your Face" has been described as a cross between Newsnight, Panaroma and Loose Women. The show will be a combination of hard-hitting interviews, our Gill's homespun wisdom, as well as the obligatory politically motivated stunt(see Nick Clegg).

In one particularly hard-hitting segment she interviews George Michael about his drug problems.

"Eeee George! Are you proud of doin' that Wacky-Baccy and crashin' them cars and stuff?" asks Gillian.

"Get your camera crew off my lawn, you ludicrous old woman" replies the former Wham! frontman.

Health Secretary Andrew Lansley also comes in for a bit of Gill justice as she confronts him coming out of his Private Members club.

"Eeee Andrew, are you proud of them health reforms what you've been doin'?" probes Gillian.

However, the highlight of the show is her live video link-up with Colonel Gaddafi where she confronts him over his human rights record.

"Eeeeee Colonel Gaddafi, can you look me in the eye and tell me, your proud of them human rights abuses what you've done?" quizzes Gillian.

Mrs Duffy has already ended the career of one world leader can she do the same for Gaddafi? Tune in to "Gillian Duffy Get's in your Face" to find out!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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