Demi Lovato Confesses That She Is Passionately Torn Between Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 15 April 2011

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Demi Lovato looking out toward the Pacific Ocean and thinking about Wilmer and Joe.

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato was having dinner with her mom at The Grauman's Chinese Theater Diner when she was approached by a newspaper reporter.

The reporter identified as Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle asked Demi about the recent rumors about her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas, one/third of The Jonas Brothers Band.

Demi blushed and said that she really did not want to talk about it and especially not in front of her mother. Her mom told her that she had to go to the restroom and to go ahead and talk about it.

Fingerboo repeated his question. Lovato said that the rumors are true and she is really going through a very rough time right now since although she is still dating Wilmer Valderrama, the former star of That 70s Show she has been in contact with Joe (Jonas).

She said that last week Joe texted her that ever since she got out of the rehab clinic he has wanted to get together with her and talk about all of the stuff that they used to talk about before she entered the rehab clinic.

Fingerboo asked such as what. Demi said that Joe missed playing that cute little game that they used to play called 'Guess The Animal.' She said that each one would give the other clues and see how many it would take before the other figured out what animal the other was talking about.

Lovato said that she personally missed the way that Joe would sing the Beatles song "Michelle" which was written in English and French but that he would sing in Yiddish and Japanese.

She then looked down at her hand and saw the friendship ring that Wilmer had given her only two days before. She smiled and said that she loved the way Wilmer would recite dozens and dozens of Sarah Palin jokes with a slight Venezuelan accent.

Demi took a bite out of her egg roll and said that she has never been torn between two guys the way she is at the moment.

Just then her mom returned from the restroom looking every bit as pretty as her daughter, but only older, taller, and a little heavier.

The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle will stay on top of the Lovato-Valderrama-Jonas story and bring you the details as they develop.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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