HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was to have appeared at a concert at this year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair in May but she has reportedly cancelled it.
Lovato, who last year spent three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic spoke with iGossip's Taffeta Kixx and she said that after the way she heard that Governor Scott Walker had treated the states union workers there is just no way that she could set foot in a state whose leader has such low regard for teachers, police, firemen, and professional wrestlers.
Lovato said that she received a text message from Governor Walker himself asking her to please reconsider because he had already printed up 2,000 concert posters which showed her looking so pretty dressed in her designer clothes which she no doubt purchased from the most expensive clothing store on Beverly Hills' Rodeo Drive.
Demi said she texted him back asking if he was kidding her. She then reminded him that 90 percent of her family including her cousin Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey circus clown Escobar "El Habanero" Lovato all are or have been members of various unions.
Governor Scotty, as his wife calls him, declared in desperation that he would buy (with the states money of course) 10,000 of her latest CDs that he would personally distribute to the children of the thousands of laid off union workers.
He also told her that he would send her 400 coupons for free nacho cheese dip packets. Plus he would give her season tickets on the 50 yard line to the upcoming 2011-2012 season of the Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers.
Lovato responded by texting him - STCATTUYA!
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I used my handy Text Messaging Dictionary which I received from my brother this past Christmas and I can say that the letters Demi texted stand for 'Stick The Coupons And The Tickets Up Your A*s.]