Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

Funny story written by grimbo

Thursday, 24 March 2011

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The latest list of nicknames given to Premiership players by their team mates.

They range from the bizarre to the bleeding obvious, but all reflect the banter that goes on in dressing rooms across the country, whether its the richest league in the world involved or the Sunday morning amateur cup competition when the teams are made up with anyone on the line who can walk.

Boudewijn Zenden "The Clown"

Nigel "Oooyah" De Jong

Mark "Sticky" Bunn

Frank "Careless" Fielding

Alex "Johne The" Baptiste

Matthew Upson "Downs"

Demba Ba "Humbug"

Jason Puncheon "Judy"

Tamir "Ice Cream" Cohen

Petr "Let Me" Cech

Salomon "Give Me A" Kalou

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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