The latest list of nicknames given to Premiership players by their team mates.
They range from the bizarre to the bleeding obvious, but all reflect the banter that goes on in dressing rooms across the country, whether its the richest league in the world involved or the Sunday morning amateur cup competition when the teams are made up with anyone on the line who can walk.
Boudewijn Zenden "The Clown"
Nigel "Oooyah" De Jong
Mark "Sticky" Bunn
Frank "Careless" Fielding
Alex "Johne The" Baptiste
Matthew Upson "Downs"
Demba Ba "Humbug"
Jason Puncheon "Judy"
Tamir "Ice Cream" Cohen
Petr "Let Me" Cech
Salomon "Give Me A" Kalou
