Written by Mark Devore

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

image for Capello milks FA dry

Controversy has hit English Football after large amounts of milk crates were found piling up outside the old FA headquarters in Soho square.

Apparently the milk order was not cancelled when they moved to their new Wembley Headquarters. It is understood that Fabio Capello was responsible for ordering the milk after requesting full fat for his daily Cappuccino's.

I spoke to a bloke who said he was Capello, for his side of the story.

"I don't know what has happened, I sent an email to the Sun newspaper cancelling all future milk deliveries but Jeff the milkman must be a Mirror reader" he commented.

I then tracked Jeff the milkman down at his local bookies.

"I never saw anything, I am disgusted!! All that milk gone to waste!! I feel let down. If only he'd come and seen me" he said tears in his eyes.

It is also alleged he has moved to a new milkman at Wembley. The milkman in question once slept with Fabio's missus however he's now forgiven him.

"A year without his milk is punishment enough!" he stated.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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