Continuing our increasingly popular series "Things You'd Rather Do Than".
Today we present "Things You'd Rather Do Than.....Watch Stoke City".
1. Get an enema.
2. Tidy up your sock drawer.
3. Tidy up someone else's sock drawer.
4. Pull your nose hairs out.
5.Try to evacuate your bowels when your piles are playing up.
6. Get the snip without an anaesthetic,
7. Watch a rerun of 'Fresh Fields'.
8. Watch 2 reruns of 'Fresh Fields'.
9. Go to Ikea with your partner at the end of your relationship.
10. Get stuck on a desert island with Gok Wan.
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