Written by grimbo

Friday, 11 February 2011

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Simon Cowell has released audio tapes from the never-released Britain's Got Celebrity Talent show in 2010. See what you think :

Piers Morgan - "Derek Simpson. Tell me about yourself".

Derek Simpson - "Well, Piers, I'm Joint Leader of the Union Unite, and
tonight I'm going to conduct last minute discussions
with Willie Walsh of British Airways while tweeting
my brothers with news of how the talks are going".

Piers Morgan - "Fantastic. You've got 3 yesses".

Simon Cowell - "Dame Margot Fonteyn, what are you going to do for us
tonight ?"

Dame Margot - "Well, Simon, tonight I'm going to perform the Grand Adage
Section of the Black Swan Pas de Deux while simul
taneously masterminding a military coup in a Central
American republic ".

Simon Cowell - "Great. You've also got 3 yesses."

What's there not to like ?

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