Written by grimbo

Friday, 11 February 2011

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Following Bono's back injury in 2010 that led to worldwide gigs being cancelled, U2 have moved quickly to pacify fans by releasing an album of previously unheard demos under their working titles.

"How To Dismantle A Touring Schedule" will be available on Tuesday.

Provisional track listing believed to be -

Agony, Bloody Agony

Sciatica, In The Name Of The Wee Man

With Or Without Ibuprofen

All I Want Is Relief

Helluva Day

One (Every 2 Hours With Water)

The Unforgettable Pain

Under A Bloody Hopeless Doctor

Even Sorer Than The Broken Leg (I Had When I Was 10)

Hasta La Vista, Glastonbury

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