What do Bono, Bob Geldoff (haven’t heard from him since … well, since he didn’t like Mondays and tried to cure AIDS. Or was is it to save Ethiopia? How are they doing? Been a while since we heard anything. They still dying? Good work, Bob), and Billy…
The long forgotten prog rock orchestra Clematis Wilt have announced a massive world wide tour for 2018. Daniel Pretension, the band's drummer, and bassist Butch Arpeggio put the group together in 1973, following on the success of Mike Oldfield's T...
BRUSSELS - In the aftermath of the European Commission's decision to reprimand Apple over their tax avoidance they have now turned their attention to rock star, humanitarian and professional pranet Bono. Controversially, in 2006, U2 opted to move the...
Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees. So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...
NEW YORK, NY--Sources from a parallel universe where all the members of Irish rock band U2 died in a plane crash during their 1987 Joshua Tree Tour reported today that Rolling Stone's annual "Greatest Bands of All-Time" listed the late band as the th...
Adam Clayton, bass player with Irish megastar rock band U2, is said to be "upset and in hiding" following a court case in which his personal assistant was jailed for seven years. Carol Hawkins was jailed by Judge Patrick McCartan at Dublin's Circu...
In Parliament today, angry protestors pushed their way through security pulling a hose from a tanker truck filled with thousands of gallons of industrial silicone. The kind alledged to be in thousands of breast implants in thousands of women. The...
Short-arsed Irish singing turd, Bono, has banned bingo on the U2 tour bus, say insiders. The loud-mouthed leprechaun had a hissy-fit after bassist Adam Clayton won three times on the trot. Bono, almost named after the famous dog treat, is said to...
U2 are eagerly planning to get back on the road having been inroduced to the concept of Understatement by listening to a bunch of records they are planning to rip-off in an insipid and half assed manner. The "Understatement" tour will be carried f...
Torrential rain failed to dampen the spirits of the Glastonbury crowds last night as they rocked out to headliners U2. And there was a huge communal sigh of relief as the world's biggest rock band successfully trawled through their 30-year back-ca...
The world has been rocked by the news that rock act U2's Bono has rescheduled dates in the U.S and Canada. It has long been acknowledged that the singer has become one of the most influential men in global politics, regularly appearing at world pe...
Following Bono's back injury in 2010 that led to worldwide gigs being cancelled, U2 have moved quickly to pacify fans by releasing an album of previously unheard demos under their working titles. "How To Dismantle A Touring Schedule" will be available on Tuesday. Provisional track listing believed to be - Agony, Bloody Agony Sciatica, In The Name Of The Wee Man With Or Without Ibupr...
Bono, also known as The Crow, or the prick with sunglasses has had to pull U2 for performing at Glastonbury's 150th anniversary for fears that the Irish rock band might be attacked by disgruntled fans. The band that has been releasing top ten shits s...
U2 frontman Bono was recovering well yesterday from emergency surgery to combat injuries sustained while he was preparing for his latest US Tour, writes Sal Volatile, Entertainment Correspondent. U2 promoter Arthur Goebbels confirmed that all 16 U...
Following the news that the lead singer of U2, "The Bono" is to have his entire spine removed so that it can be blessed by the Pope, the remaining band members have taken steps to replace the star for their summer tour dates. The controversial dec...
Bono the popular Irish terrier and lead singer of rock/pop/dance/rap/punk/crap/sh*t/b*llocks band U2 is to be put down after breaking his back in a bizarre accident. The pint sized pup was rehearsing for an appearance at Glastonbury next month whe...
Following the shock announcement that U2 have had to cancel their headline gig at Glastonbury, Michael Eavis confirmed this afternoon that The Wurzels would be taking over their slot. He said that the band would be ramping up their stage show to sui...
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