Obama doesn't want to be friends with Britain anymore

Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

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Barack, Barack, don't come back - leave those Brits alone

It's true, President Barack Obama doesn't want to be friends with the British anymore. It's like being back at Primary School. He now likes France and the French people better.

He is very fickle. American people ought to be concerned if President Obama changes friends as often as he changes his socks.

Perhaps when he eats some 'bad' escargots or drinks some 'bad' French wine, he'll go off France and the French too.

Britain should make it clear that they do not want any part of him after this. Once bitten twice shy.

He is getting too big for his presidental boots and will eventually find himself with no friends whatsoever and the only 'game' he'll be able to play is 'solitaire'.

This is a pretty pathetic announcement coming from the President of The United States. Britain has sent (and lost) many brave soldiers to Afghanistan but that apparently means nothing to Barack Obama.

He may be President of the United States but he does not seem to believe in loyalty.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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