Today, we speak to Adi Adywewoo a London Bus Driver.
ADI, WHY DID YOU BECOME A BUS DRIVER?
"It is de working of de Lord! Aye come from Nigeria, an dis men is sayin tu me, Adi! wat is it yu are workin tu do?
Aye am seyin, mae wan becom taxi driving. But, him say, no Adi! It a bus drivin men yu won becom. So, aye go bus depots an dey give transport busses tu mae".
YES, WELL, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRIVING?
"Meny days, Aye em drivin de bus, maybe two munth or more.
Only seven crash in dat time! bes record of Lundon Transport driver! Dey wan me drive train instead, but aye sey no! I bus drive man rest of mey life! Hahahahahaha!"
MIND THE PEDESTRIAN CROSSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Don wurry! aye see der persons crossin, dey jump out way wen aye press dis horn button! Hahahahaha!"
DO YOU WANT TO STOP THE BUS WHILE WE TALK?
"Never! dis busses mus go on time for der people of Lundon!
Aye even tek short cut, up one wey stret so no bae late!
Meny peoples sey I em a cunt, en punches mae, der boss sey this men dey love mae. So aye em happy! Praise Jesus!".
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE COUNTRY?
"Two munth"
THANK YOU, ADI
"Praise the Jesus!"
