Tucker Max "Assholes Finish First" Review

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Tuesday, 23 November 2010


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Tucker Max, author of "Assholes Finish First," likes to write about his sexual conquest like he is the only man getting laid in America, or that he is a real genius because he discovered that people can't get enough of morons who like to drink and score lots of meaningless sex.

The book does highlight the faults of narcissism in a way that might make Freud blush, because Tucker Max likes to share the details of what makes him special.

If you enjoy people talking in the third-person, you will enjoy this book, because the author loves to talk in the third person, almost so he can appear absolved of his stories.

I would also recommend this book to people that miss their youth and think fondly about it, because the book is a nice glimpse of what might have been if given the chance to be just a regular moron with a blog.

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