Sarah Palin To Run For President Stark Naked!

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Sunday, 14 November 2010


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Sarah Palin has finally stated, "Let's cut to the chase! You want the same old crapper in the White House or you want a naked one?"

According to The Uncommon Sense conservative magazine, Palin stated that people, especially young people, are just not bothering to vote. So she stated that she'd run unaccompanied by any clothes whatsoever!

"I'll pull 90% of the male population of all races. People will pay to see me give a speech and the television cameras can move those little black boxes over my boobs during the debates."

The West Coast Post has to admit that it would be very distracting during a debate if the democrat opponent is a male, unless it's Barney Frank.

"I expect the womens vote also. Why not be proud of who you are and what you got?"

Talk about riots at G-String 20 Conferences, but she says that riots would not bother her.

"I'd go ask them, why not support the movement? 'Bout time a woman took charge around here and 50% of the protesters would agree with me and maybe 20% of the others would be too drooling to riot."

However, former President George W. Bush says he's against the idea.

"Just wait till things got really hard. She'd change her position then."

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