A Masterchev Guide to: Universities

Funny story written by masterchev

Monday, 8 November 2010

Yes it's that time of the year when students (such as yours trully) are desperately searching for a University to take them on. And whilst Uni life won't whisk away this satirical writer, here's three universities you should probably avoid going to. Two are fictional. One isn't. Can you guess which?

1) The Tescos University of Northampton. Guaranteed great budget cut degrees or your money back. you can earn 5,000,000 Clubcard Points with tuition fees. The only catch? You'll be banned from other superstores forever.

2) The Animal Hospital University. Cheap degrees guaranteed! This highly unpopular university resulted in my stay in a stable. Classes were taught in the light of day. And the fellow alumni were a bit beastial for my liking.

3) University of Hull. Let's not even go there.

With all the uncertainty of tuition fees, these three universities will probably increase their alumni gain, resulting in an easy option for all students of today's generation.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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