Written by truybill

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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The Taliban University of Suicide Bombers would like to praise its graduating class of 2010.

This years Val Victorian went to Osama Osama Mudafi. Mr. Mudafi is swollen with pride to represent his classmates. Out of all twenty three students, Mr. Mudafi outrivaled at all aspects of being a suicide bomber and as his reward, Mr. Mudafi will have first pick of assignments and a money back guarantee that all his virgins will be females.

Luna Ali Tic was chosen as most likely to be successful. Mr. Tic is likely to accept the first assignment of the graduating class and is looking forward to showing his classmates what it takes to succeed as a suicide Bomber.

Class clown went to Tickleme Ali Elmo. Regrettably, Mr. Elmo could not make it to graduation, as well as six of his classmates after Mr. Elmo played a practical joke on his classmates with the wrong vest.

The University is eager to see a lot of success from this graduating class and wishes them all the best of luck. As with all previous graduating classes, there are no plans for a class reunion.

The school is currently seeking applicants for next year's class. No experience is necessary, previous mental health troubles is a plus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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