Waiting for Something Else

Written by birbee

Friday, 15 October 2010

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Having missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime in waiting, a trip to Chile to participate in the monumental wait for the miners to find their way back to the surface, one time local man, Seaton Carew, has decided to embark on a new waiting adventure of his own.

"I was a tad peeved when that cad Skoob suggested that I could wait for the miners as the bounder didn't suggest it until after the Chilean blokes had decided to come back home," Carew told us from his hillside retreat in Norfolk, "he knows how much I enjoy waiting."

Reluctant to divulge exactly where or for what he would be waiting, the ex-thespian gave us a cheeky smirk before turning on his heel, disappearing into the fog that had suddenly descended.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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