Waiting for Today

Funny story written by birbee

Thursday, 29 July 2010

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Friday 30th July 2010.

Today's the day.

Today is the day that the waiting should be over.

For Seaton Carew, today should be the day when he stops waiting and finally finds out his fate.

This morning, however, it is business as usual for the hapless hasbeen as he waits for the decision that decides his fate and puts an end to the wait that has now lasted for over three months.

Whether today's answer will result in the decision Carew wishes for has yet to be seen, however today he should find out.

Wish him luck folks, if the decision goes against him, you could be waiting a mighty long time for the next Seaton Carew story...

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