IDIOT Is Disappointed in the Foresight and Common-Sense Voters of Arizona!

Written by IDIOT

Thursday, 20 May 2010

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Darn it! Prop. 100 passing means this is NOT the new Arizona flag.

Our beloved state has made a lot of press lately for making what could only be called idiotic decisions about immigration. The idiocy abounded, it was wonderful! And any press is good press for Arizona. Until May 18th that is, then the voters of Arizona actually passed Proposition 100.

Proposition 100 would raise the state sales tax one measly cent, and that money would go to education, police and firefighters. Teachers jobs are saved, university work furloughs are lessened, and some schools may actually not close now. Oh yes, and we will have cops to arrest all the illegal aliens in our state (and anyone else who looks illegal, so trade in that crappy car now!) thanks to our beloved legislature. And firefighters to put out all those nasty fires set by all those illegal aliens, including those lightening strikes who never have the proper paper work!

So, now our children might actually get an education that will equip them for the Twenty-first century. Yuck. Where was the tax-hating Tea Party? Oh they are here but no one was listening to them gripe about taxes. The people of Arizona were actually concerned about the education of their children.

The Tea Party will get their just desserts, cause if anything the Arizona populace can vote on the legislature can vote out. Just like the time Arizona citizens voted to allow medicinal use of Marijuana. Well our legislature knew better! So now it is up to our beloved, patronizing, legislature to wrong this right and totally misuse these funds. Come on Arizona legislature - show us what real idiots you are!

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