Tombstone, AZ - Arizona Govenerness, Janet Napoleono, today attended a ceremony to open a new state funded shrine to Adolf Hitler, located in Tombstone, Arizona. Opponents to Arizona's new immigration laws say this is the final straw, but the Napoleono had a few more surprizes.
"Today is a historic day in Arizona, where we unvail our true feelings about the Third Reich! In honor of the Furor, all state troopers will now wear a Hitler mustache while on duty.
Most people don't know that the furor was a very funny man. He liked to dress up in women's clothes and play practical jokes. One time he even dressed up a Mexican Woman. How could he have known back then how funny that would be today."
The crowd of on lookers failed to see the humor and there was dead silence. Even Sarah Palin appearing nude on the arm of John McCain in a Nazi uniform failed to stir a reaction.
"This is just sick," said Paris Hilton, "I ought to know."
