Susan Boyle: the fairytale

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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You cannot turn a frog into a beautiful princess

Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling, sorry I am looking at the wrong fairytale. There once was a simple unemployed , woman who claimed she had never been kissed, called Susan Boyle, rather ordinary looking, a bit eccentric, maybe but you would not take any notice of her in a crowd until the day she appeared in front of three plonkers on a talent show called Britain's Got Talent.

She stood in front of the three cynics, who were ready to go on the attack but instead Boyle opened her mouth and sang "I Dreamed a Dream" from the greatest of all musicals Les Miserables, and blew them all away. They stood in utter amazement along with the entire audience with open mouths at the most unexpected of performances.

Subo has now made millions, and is writing her memoirs, in a new book, as the fairy tale, continues in this rags to riches story. There is however one thing, in most cases in a fairytale, the heroine, ends up being a beautiful princess, but in this case it just is not possible.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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