Q: Can the world ever learn to get over their disagreements and just get along?
Cowboy: You mean world peace? Wheeedoggies, No.
Q: Is the study of mathematics a study of constants?
Cowboy: You've gotta be pullin' my bandanna! Of course it is!
Q: How old are you?
Cowboy: As old as the prairie wind soughin' through the tall grass, as old as the Bitterroots rakin' the sky, as old as wagon hubs that are squeakin' along the deep ruts of Kansas, as old as,well I'm sure you get the picture...
Q: Will I ever find my true love?
Cowboy: Lookin' like you do, probably not.
Q: Do all Cowboys chew tobacco?
Cowboy: Yes, so be careful on the French kissin'.
