I can't imagine ever having a pressing need for labels on everything.
I admit I did have a mini label maker once, and it was fun making a label that said, "PENIS," or, "INSERT COCK HERE," and putting them on my friends' faces when they passed out, and for a while my old TV remote commanded everyone who picked it up to "SMOKE POT AND WORSHIP SATAN," but I've never really needed to label anything.
If I really wanted to know what was in a box, I can still write on it with a marker. Or open it. I've never been packing things into boxes and said, "Wait a minute! How will I know what I have in this box when I unpack it in three days? I know - I'll label it! Now, how can I go about labeling something? Egads! I need a label maker! I NEED A LABEL MAKER NOW!!!"
No. A label maker is a shitty gift.You thoughtless asshole
