Written by jansal

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

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"Criss Angel" where are you?

Las Vegas Variety Views, LVVV has been investigating the "disappearance" of Sin City's most loved entertainer.

Since his "disappearing act" of a few weeks ago, "Criss Angel" has not been seen by anyone, including his agent or his employees at his office in the big Pyramid.

Several women in town have made reports to the LVVV that they have seen "Criss" in their "dreams". Some were quite explicit in describing "Criss" and were sure their dreams were "real".

The editor of the LVVV was reluctant to believe one of the women, a homeless lady in her late 60's with hair on her chin and a gleam in her eye as she began drooling on the desk as she relayed her dream of "Criss".

The next woman to come in was a voluptuous blond with quite amazing assets in all areas, who claimed to have once worked for "Criss" in one of his performances.

However, she was soon eliminated since she related that she has had dreams of "Criss" even before he "disappeared".

It is quite possible that "Criss" is indeed caught somewhere in the element of "someones dreams" since he is capable of doing almost anything, as demonstrated by his illusionists abilities.

The editor's secretary upon learning of this possibility has taken sick leave and stocked up on Ambien in hopes that "Criss" will "appear" in her dreams.

The editor, of LVVV Sylvia Larvine has been dreaming about "Criss" ever since he came upon the Las Vegas scene, but other than writing about him in her publication, she has yet to make him come to her in her dreams.

The Editor of LVVV has run full page ads with photo spreads of "Criss" asking if anyone has seen the remarkable illusionist, either in person or in their "dreams".

The next day after this publication came out, her phone rang off the hook and her office was overrun with women who claim to have "seen Criss" in their dreams.

"Now comes the time consuming job of sorting through all these "dreams" to see if this is where "Criss" might be", said Ms. Larvine.

"Criss...........if you're out there.......give us a sign"!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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