Top 12 Acronyms You Might Want To Avoid In The Personal Ads:
12. NQACARO (Not quite as cute as Rosie O'Donnell)
11. POTRPFC (President of the Roman Polanski Fan Club)
10. GTBWWW (Got that Bush way with words)
9. MMM (Macarena! Macarena! Macarena!)
8. FCWGGTPIHF) Former clown with great gags to pull, including his finger)
7. SBWTSE (Susan Boyle Without The Sexy Eyebrows)
6. WAMADAUY (Works at McDonalds and drives a used Yugo)
5. NSOTFTL (Number seven on the face transplant list)
4. TLKIS (Thinks Larry King is sexy)
3. FMJRN (Favors Michael Jackson right now)
2. GTBLCINA (Got the best limerick collection in North America)
1. HBBTW (Hairy breasts but they're whoppers)
