Top 13 Worst Names Of Blues Singers

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Saturday, 26 September 2009

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Although not a bad musician among them, these guys need, or needed, a name change in order to get a bigger audience:

13. Little "Red-Nosed" Johnson

12. Howie "TB Hocker" Jefferson

11. Big Harry The Pianist

10. Alex "The Booger-Woogie" Flinger

9. Barney "Stinky Ass" Baldwin

8. Henry "Happy-Go-Lucky" Sunshine

7. Al "Polar Ice Melting" Gore

6. Andy "The Root Cellar" Crackhouse

5. Louisianna "Washboard" Bluenote

4. Margy "Hot Shit" Thatcher

3. Harold "Cheesy Man" Woodcock

2. Red Ass

1. Louie "Concrete Shoes" Giamonti

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