Although not a bad musician among them, these guys need, or needed, a name change in order to get a bigger audience:
13. Little "Red-Nosed" Johnson
12. Howie "TB Hocker" Jefferson
11. Big Harry The Pianist
10. Alex "The Booger-Woogie" Flinger
9. Barney "Stinky Ass" Baldwin
8. Henry "Happy-Go-Lucky" Sunshine
7. Al "Polar Ice Melting" Gore
6. Andy "The Root Cellar" Crackhouse
5. Louisianna "Washboard" Bluenote
4. Margy "Hot Shit" Thatcher
3. Harold "Cheesy Man" Woodcock
2. Red Ass
1. Louie "Concrete Shoes" Giamonti
