20. Painting the town Black & White
19. Barn Loft Bungie Jumps
18. First To Churn Their Butter
17. Reshaping elder's beard while he sleeps
16. Going Bonnetless from buggy while throwing beads
15. Buttermilk Chug-A-Lugs
14. Bucket of horse piss over barn doors
13. Horse Apple Fight
12. Sporting "Born To Raise Barns" Tee Shirts
11. Pulling A Skinny Dippin' All-Nighter
10. Suddenly yelling "Squirrel!" and grabbing nuts and run
9. Tobacco worms down the blouse/pants
8. Broom Jousting
7. Not crawling out of bed until 5 AM
6. Burning bags of horseshit on Amish guy's porch
5. Cow Tipping (Traditional)
4. Pants Raising
3. Wheelbarrow Derby
2. Running stark naked through the pussy willows
1. Bonnet Raids
